table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'><tr><td>Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I stole serverwench's purse (-30 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole stormseaker's purse (30 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (23 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
DARKGRACE2

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